Look at what I got in the mail today 😄😄
This box is from 1999 and contains cards from the base set (AKA - the first set of cards ever released in the US in 1999)!
You can look up the card list for this box because it always guarantees the same set of cards. The coolest one being a holo Vaporeon 😄 I plan to always keep this sealed and safe and to never open it! If I get another one in the future, I’ll open it for y’all :D 💗💗
2025-05-03 21:45:21 +0000 UTC
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would you be mad if I farted in your grandma’s oxygen machine? 😀
it comes from a place of love 🤓💛👍
2025-04-28 23:51:34 +0000 UTC
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you died 🏴☠️😎🫵
2025-04-22 21:59:21 +0000 UTC
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🐣 happy Easter!! 😄🐰
I hope you guys had an amazing day! I spent some of today dying eggs and enjoying some food 🤓. Second slide is my Easter outfit for today and third slide is some of the eggs I dyed :D tell me about your day if you’d like 💗
I hope yall had an amazing day and happy Easter, smelliests 💗💗🫵
2025-04-21 02:10:46 +0000 UTC
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I told a guy on cod yesterday that I was gonna fart in his face (my way of saying that I was going to destroy him in-game) and he said not to threaten him with a good time and that that’s his fetish…
bro really a freak like me 😔😔
Where my fart freaks at ? 😍😍😝😋🤓
2025-04-11 23:06:13 +0000 UTC
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I really love how freaky you are. You’re freaky like me. We’re meant to be 🦶🥹😼👍💗🫵
2025-04-05 22:39:05 +0000 UTC
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Tim Cheese is innocent. John Pork is evil. And Tim’s wife is a whore 😤😤 iykyk
2025-03-28 20:49:52 +0000 UTC
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Hype… or no? 🤨🦶
This pack is from 2000. Shit older than me 😲
Please dont ask me to open it or I’ll bite you 😬🦷😡😾🩸
Had to get this one bc red gyarados is my favorite pokemon 😋😝🗣️
2025-03-25 00:27:18 +0000 UTC
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my underwear reads: “caution, WET.” So watch out, pal. Or I’ll get you 🫵😎😎💦💦
2025-03-22 21:23:41 +0000 UTC
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sometimes I want to bark at you until you think there’s something wrong with me 😊🦶🗣️🗣️🗣️
2025-03-21 01:39:10 +0000 UTC
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let's go on a vacation together so i can trap you in the hotel room and force you to be stuck with me !!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄 (I will never leave your side) 😄😄
2025-03-06 22:14:40 +0000 UTC
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A more natural-esque selfie with my gyatt??? 😟 holy shit— she looks terrified 😟 (it’s bc I told her no more catnip toys bc she’s crazy) 👍🙂
2025-03-05 01:51:50 +0000 UTC
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your new hat has arrived. now put me on your head 😎 (this is the part where we laugh and then start making out)
2025-01-23 03:55:48 +0000 UTC
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look… I never said I was smart. but… maybe… if I can make you cum, you can ship it to LA to help fight the fires 🙏
I feel like cum would be a very fire-suffocating type of liquid 🙏🙏🙏
Please. Do it to save the GTA map 😔😔
2025-01-12 23:09:41 +0000 UTC
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Throwback to 2020 when I used to cover myself in paint all the time like a dumbass 😍😍😍 maybe I should do it again 🤨
2025-01-07 20:59:35 +0000 UTC
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Now… back to our regularly scheduled programming… ass 😎🕺
2025-01-04 23:37:09 +0000 UTC
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am I allowed to post gaming clips here? 😳 shits pants
dont ask why I play like that. I was locked in 😔
2025-01-04 23:35:27 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY NEW YEARS, SHART MASTERS!! 🕺🥳⭐️
if you'd like to—share your New Year's resolutions with me in the DMs! 😄💗
Here's some 🅱️itty for you and i hope that 2025 is a wonderful year for you 🫵🫶🎉😎💗
2025-01-01 08:33:12 +0000 UTC
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anyway, minion or da bob fo’ today ? 🤨
and no… not freak bob this time 🫵😒
2024-12-31 02:07:42 +0000 UTC
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challenge: figure out when this meme will die
😲😲😲😲 it’s never-ending at this point
shit following us into 2025 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 (not even my grandma followed me into 2025) 😭😭🙏🕊️
2024-12-31 02:05:00 +0000 UTC
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holy shart, a video 😍😍😼
now tell me your weirdest dream so I can point and laugh at you 🫵🤤🕺
2024-12-28 20:43:04 +0000 UTC
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I hope you guys got some great gifts for Christmas! 😄💗
I got a giant jar of p00p and some casino chips… so I’m very happy 😋😋🔥🔥🎄
(Joke) 😧
2024-12-26 22:55:39 +0000 UTC
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❄️ Happy Christmas Eve and happy holidays! I hope everyone is having a lovely time this season 😊🦌
Much love!! 🩵☃️
2024-12-24 21:53:47 +0000 UTC
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I got like 10 bajillion clips like this and better (crowd cheers) 😎
Do you think you could beat me in a quickscoping 1v1? 😲 be fr 🫵😠
2024-12-22 23:12:46 +0000 UTC
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bet you couldn’t beat me in a quickscoping 1v1 on cod 🫵😎
2024-12-22 23:04:23 +0000 UTC
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tryna skibidi rizz you for the holidays 🫵😍😍 (sharts) 😇
2024-12-20 23:15:27 +0000 UTC
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and then there’s me 😱
2024-12-19 00:24:41 +0000 UTC
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selfie with my furry-ass partner in crime: Bug 🐞🫵😼
AKA: Blug 🔥 or fuckass 🔥🔥😎
(jk, except for the blug part)
2024-12-19 00:23:26 +0000 UTC
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bro is judging me 😱😞
2024-12-16 01:39:30 +0000 UTC
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Putting my pussy in your face so you'll send brain rot memes back and forth with me 🫵😠
(i'll get you to do it eventually if it's the last thing i do 🤬)
2024-12-14 01:00:02 +0000 UTC
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