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I'm writing a script for a new audio right now & it's making..

I'm writing a script for a new audio right now & it's making..

I'm writing a script for a new audio right now & it's making me so fucking horny lmao. I'm gunna record the audio as soon as I'm done making myself cum!! :) and you know what... I'm gunna time how long it takes to make myself cum and I'll edit this post with the exact time it took. because I can tell I'm not going to last long at all with how wet I am right now. I can literally feel my pussy juice running down my leg rn πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« edit: aaaand the results are in. I added a screenshot of how long it took me to cum. Btw those are seconds, not minutes. 34 seconds, not bad huh?

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lol I found this old video from my laptop webcam (hence why ..

lol I found this old video from my laptop webcam (hence why the quality is so bad) with a ginormous camel toe on display. I hope someone enjoys this!

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Well it ain't gunna worship itself

Well it ain't gunna worship itself

Well it ain't gunna worship itself

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My biggest flex is that I have NEVER had someone else answer..

My biggest flex is that I have NEVER had someone else answer OnlyFans DMs for me. If you've ever received any message from me, it is actually me 100% of the time. BUT this does mean I'm slower to respond, especially at times when my DMs get absolutely smashed with hundreds of messages. I'm wondering what would be the best way to navigate this whilst keeping everyone happy... I think I'm going to have to change the way I do DMs because otherwise I just get rlly overwhelmed trying to respond to everyone :( BUT, I WANT YOUR INPUT **OPTION A:** Would you guys prefer if I did the "tip to get noticed" model? Messages with a tip attached go to the very top of my DMs, so it's easier to sort through them that way. If I do it this way, that means it'll take me longer to respond to DMs that don't have $$ attached, or I might not read some at all. I know it kinda sucks to have to go this route, but it's becoming physically impossible for me to allocate enough time to respond to every DM, so this option makes the most sense for me. **OPTION B:** Another option (although I really don't like it) is that I *could* hire someone to respond to all my DMs (whilst obviously disclosing that it's not me replying). Would people really want that though? I don't see much point in it besides the fact that all messages can be responded to in a much more timely manner, but if enough people wanted this I will consider it! Vote for which option you would prefer πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

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MOMMY'S MILK

MOMMY'S MILK

MOMMY'S MILK

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GOOD NEWS ⚠️ pls read (well bad news to begin with) My lap..

GOOD NEWS ⚠️ pls read (well bad news to begin with) My laptop completely died on me recently so that's why I've been unable to edit and upload anything. I was so worried I was going to lose everything on it but I managed to back everything up before doing a complete system wipe. It has honestly been very stressful :s **BUT ANYWAY DO NOT FEAR, I will figure out a way to get everyone your next month here FREE of charge because I feel so bad. I'll work out the best way to get that to all of you, so look out for that over this week :-)** ty for reading n i hope ur having a great week <3 ⚠️ TLDR: I'm giving you a free subscription ⚠️

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ASMR but your cock is the microphone This video was actuall..

ASMR but your cock is the microphone This video was actually a lot harder to execute than I was expecting! but I really love how it turned out :o

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*pounces on you* you're so warm!! owo *notices youβ€…haveβ€…a ..

*pounces on you* 
you're so warm!! owo 
*notices youβ€…haveβ€…a ..

*pounces on you* you're so warm!! owo *notices youβ€…haveβ€…a bulge* someone'sβ€…happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~β€…hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy*

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Found some more ancient lewds!! These were all taken when I ..

Found some more ancient lewds!! These were all taken when I ..

Found some more ancient lewds!! These were all taken when I was 19, a couple of years before I started my youtube channel 😳 I still need to dig through my oldest hard drive because I know I'd be able to find heaps more. (I also was never vegan lol, I think I was just going with the carrot theme)

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Up-close bra scratching ASMR (with binaural beats music & wi..

Up-close bra scratching ASMR (with binaural beats music & without music!) It's nice doing traditional style ASMR but with a lewd twist. You can appreciate the fabric sounds and my tits at the same time! :D I have two versions you can watch, if you prefer to listen with or without music. (Personally I think the music adds a nice touch of a binaural beat with a good pace for you to stroke to heheh)

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You know where to aim... :)

You know where to aim... :)

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Blow your load to my mouth sounds ASMR πŸ˜©πŸ’¦ I want my mouth s..

Blow your load to my mouth sounds ASMR πŸ˜©πŸ’¦ I want my mouth sounds to be responsible for thousands of orgasms across the world. Help me on my mission by cumming to this!!

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OMG I found some ultra rare lewds from when I was 18!!! The..

OMG I found some ultra rare lewds from when I was 18!!!

The..

OMG I found some ultra rare lewds from when I was 18!!! These are literally the oldest lewds I have, since I was 18 yrs old in all of them. I'll have to go digging in some more hard drives to see what else I can find 😳

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PUMP PUMP PUMP

PUMP PUMP PUMP

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MIC PUMPING βœŠπŸ»πŸ’¦ (aka jacking off the mic) I actually came ..

MIC PUMPING βœŠπŸ»πŸ’¦ (aka jacking off the mic) I actually came across this trigger on a youtube video and I have to admit that it made me so horny because it just looked like the was jerking someone off, with the added bonus of sounding really good. There was no way I was gunna do this trigger on my youtube channel (for obvious reasons) so HERE YOU GO!! Even editing this video made me so horny because I just loooOOoove doing the 'jerk off' hand motion. It makes me think of all the people who will actually be doing the same motions on themselves while you watch me 🀀 I also just really love giving handjobs heheh So make sure you stroke along with me!!

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The cutest little blue panties ^_^ Also no makeup lewds ROC..

The cutest little blue panties ^_^ 
Also no makeup lewds ROC..

The cutest little blue panties ^_^ Also no makeup lewds ROCK like if you agree

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You wouldn’t believe how soft I feel…

You wouldn’t believe how soft I feel…

You wouldn’t believe how soft I feel…

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YEAH I'm a gamer... (G)ood (A)t (M)aking (E)extremely hot G..

YEAH I'm a gamer...

(G)ood
(A)t
(M)aking
(E)extremely hot
G..

YEAH I'm a gamer... (G)ood (A)t (M)aking (E)extremely hot Gi(R)ls CUM Who else is a gamer?? 😍🀚🏻

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THE BOOT πŸ‘

THE BOOT πŸ‘

THE BOOT πŸ‘

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Hey yall πŸ₯° or should I say WELCOME BACK because as I'm sure ..

Hey yall πŸ₯° or should I say WELCOME BACK
because as I'm sure ..

Hey yall πŸ₯° or should I say WELCOME BACK because as I'm sure you've noticed, I've been pretty inactive on pretty much all my social media. The reason for that is because I had SURGERY, so it's been a pretty hectic & stressful time for me. I had to have orthognathic surgery to essentially fix what my braces couldn't (if you'd like me to go into the details of why I needed it, it's basically bc I literally couldn't chew food on the entire left side of my mouth bc none of my teeth touch, and also to prevent future bone degeneration issues, love that). and if you know anything about jaw surgery you know that it's a rather hardcore procedure with a somewhat gruelling recovery process, with a soft foods/liquid only diet for 6 weeks 😳 My face looked pretty fucked up for a bit lol. So that's also why I haven't been streaming. I'm on the outer end of recovery now and I've recently had elastic bands put on my braces (which is surprisingly the most painful thing so far) and they're sorta affecting my speech when I'm wearing them. I also temporarily can't suck dick atm since I can't open my jaws wide enough, so I'm pretty sad about that. But I'm still so incredibly happy about the outcome since I can chew food properly now yay! It was a lot of stress leading up to it, so I'm just glad it's all over and I can focus on making you guys cum lmao sorry for the long ass post, I missed you guys 😭 OH and dw I still look the same!! I was actually really worried that I would look different after the surgery, but I'm still lil ol' Diddly, just with much more functional teeth now 😎 I wanna thank you all for being so patient with me, it means a lot πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ

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IT'S RAINING FAKE CUM ON MY ASS πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Watch me absolutely dre..

IT'S RAINING FAKE CUM ON MY ASS πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Watch me absolutely drench my ass in cum, and rub it in like it's some massage lotion πŸ˜… I thought this 'bent over a chair' position would be a great view for you too! ALSO I am so so sorry I've been MIA and taking forever to respond to DMs lately, I've had the most busy time with family/health related shit that I won't bore you with BUT I am back and I will make it up to you with some ultra sexy videos & audios to come!!

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Merry Christmas coomers :’) πŸ’–

Merry Christmas coomers :’) πŸ’–

Merry Christmas coomers :’) πŸ’–

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So I heard you like the nerdy girl look?

So I heard you like the nerdy girl look?

So I heard you like the nerdy girl look?

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Fresh out the pool πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘™πŸ– These bikinis go RIGHT up my ass

Fresh out the pool πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘™πŸ–
These bikinis go RIGHT up my ass

Fresh out the pool πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘™πŸ– These bikinis go RIGHT up my ass

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1 or 2?

1 or 2?

1 or 2?

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Eyes on my ass buddy!

Eyes on my ass buddy!

Eyes on my ass buddy!

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Now you can perv on me from EVERY angle thanks to this mirro..

Now you can perv on me from EVERY angle thanks to this mirror 😳 (With layered ASMR sounds) Watch me as I spread my legs & ass, and bounce around in front of my mirror in my cute skin-tight sportswear, and eventually stripping down to my underwear and giving you a nice view of my puffy pussy as I bend over πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« Now do me a favour and start stroking!

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I found a historic Diddly lewd in an old album. I was 18 he..

I found a historic Diddly lewd in an old album. 
I was 18 he..

I found a historic Diddly lewd in an old album. I was 18 here!! Been doing β€˜the pose’ for some time now 😏 Would you like it if I went digging through old files and posted a bunch more historic lewds I find? heh

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Completely raw & classic slutty mirror selfies

Completely raw & classic slutty mirror selfies

Completely raw & classic slutty mirror selfies

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Since it's my birthday, that means you HAVE to cum to me tod..

Since it's my birthday, that means you HAVE to cum to me today πŸ₯° Sorry! I don't make the rules.... jk yes I do, GIMME THAT MILKKKK. I need to drain at least 25 balls for turning 25, so get to work! and if anyone would like drain their wallets as well you can tip too heh :') β€οΈπŸ’› Consider it a lil birthday present!

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