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2024-02-01 03:02:15 +0000 UTC View PostI'm gonna be the best Valentine's present you'll ever receive π
2024-02-01 03:02:15 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π I love a touchy feely man tbh like yes please keep your hands on me π
2024-01-30 01:47:08 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π none of these bikinis are small enough π just gonna burn them all and hang around naked from now on
2024-01-29 01:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π i'm still sitting here. unkissed. when will it end
2024-01-27 19:13:10 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π my newest kink is doing some extreme cornball stuff and watching a guy speedrun the 5 stages of grief as he realizes in horror that he still wants me π€
2024-01-26 06:05:56 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π depressed and sad but still wanna brighten up other ppl's lives π₯Ίβ¨
2024-01-25 00:09:51 +0000 UTC View PostI'm mailing out special Valentine's Day cards to my lovely fans! π Check your DMs if you wanna know how to get one!
2024-01-23 02:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π do not challenge me to watch 9 years worth of TV in 2 weeks I have 700 series viewings of The Office. I am a world champion πΊ
2024-01-21 15:59:50 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π need a man who likes calling me a good girl as much as i like calling him a good boy
2024-01-20 17:26:14 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π don't tell anyone but his girlfriend keeps checking me out
2024-01-19 08:03:12 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π with great tits comes great responsibility
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2024-01-15 16:16:11 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π didn't break the cycle today. the loop will repeat tomorrow. The Office season 3 episode 19
2024-01-15 03:28:59 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me
2024-01-14 03:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π *"housewife who acts surprised when the police come to say that her millionaire husband has died of mysterious circumstances"* will be the theme for my 30's
2024-01-13 02:18:59 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π men shorter than 5'10 are so cute like you know what tinkerbell i kinda like you
2024-01-10 23:51:29 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π does it still count as a "slut era" if i'm just lying in bed watching The Office for the 107386th time
2024-01-10 00:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π mini skirts are so fun it's like *oops* my ass is out
2024-01-08 23:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π i have recently discovered that during ovulation week i must chain myself to a tree like a werewolf under a full moon
2024-01-08 01:31:04 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π never arguing with a man with a fat ass again π πΌββοΈ whatever you say cake boss
2024-01-07 01:48:57 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π my intrusive thoughts? chronic. but this ass? *iconic.*
2024-01-05 18:00:50 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π what's the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn't moan like a girl π
2024-01-04 18:17:01 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π had to get rid of half my bras today cause my boobs are too big should i get a reduction? π€
2024-01-04 01:34:04 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π so there i was, vegemite on my tittiesβ
2024-01-02 17:23:43 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π i can't believe it's been a year since i didn't become a better person tits still bomb tho
2024-01-01 21:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostNew Year's Eve means you have less than 24 hours to confess your love to me or else
2023-12-31 20:04:53 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π i saw the most amazing sunset while cycling today π i am now blind pls send help
2023-12-30 20:46:09 +0000 UTC View Post**dear diary** π they say you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. πΌ π₯Ό π¦·πͺ₯ you have 3 cavities
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2023-12-29 05:14:51 +0000 UTC View Post